Limerick

There once was a dog named Matt

Who chased a fat fluffy cat

His tummy started to tickle

So he ate a pickle

And then slipped and fell on a bat

There once was a girl named me

She got stung on the knee by a bee

Not only that,

But she got bit by a bat

And then said “OWEEEE!”

There once was a boy named Craig

All he would do is beg

He would never awake

Unless you hit him with a snake

Until one bit him on his leg.